EDIT: HOSHIT NEW DARKSIDE SCREENS AND TRAILER <3

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These ones made me jizz:








NOSSY <333333

ANTARCTICA <333333

NEW TRAILER [link] <333333

Actually, the new version of the 'A State of Emergency' track made me orgasm. Nearly. I'm not using that lightly.

And, I'm pretty damn sure that Steve's new VA is the guy who plays Allegretto in Eternal Sonata, Sam Riegel. Hmm, on that trailer, it sounds like he's says, 'I'm no brat; I'm going to make that very clear to you.' Totally aimed at the haters xD Unless he's saying 'I'm no rat'...if he's saying that then I think he might be stupider than he used to be.

Wait, so he DOES say rat. Um. Ok. Ouch.

Ok, so the Darkside excitement mellowed lately, but now I'm all worked up again!

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I'm going to open up with a wee rant.

I HATE SUMMER.

I hate the heat. I hate the drowsiness it causes. I hate that all the skinny girls wear their summer clothes. I hate it when you wear something that isn't black and the heat makes you sweat so everyone can go, LOL, YOU'RE SWEATINGGG.

Well, they don't. But it could happen.

But most of all? I HATE THE BUGS.

I always want to wash my hair when I get home, because it seems that half the bloody greenfly population in Harborough think that my hair is a wonderful place to party.

And then of course, because it's so hot in the evenings, I like to keep my windows open. Wait, not 'like'. 'HAVE TO'. Otherwise my room becomes a toaster. AND THE LITTLE BASTARDS GO FOR ANY SOURCE OF LIGHT IN MY ROOM. They go straight for my beautiful Armand (what I've named my TV, for those who don't know me personally) and I can't even play my PSP in peace after light-off because they want to nom the bright screen!

People wonder why I bum winter so. They think I'm weird. They think it's an 'emo' thing.

WINTER DOESN'T HAVE GREENFLIES.
WINTER DOESN'T HAVE SWEAT.
WINTER DOESN'T HAVE GIRLS WEARING TINY SKIRTS (unless they're from the traveller's camp up the road)

To put it simply, SUMMER IS GHEY.

And that's it for the Summer Rant.

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Now for a bit of 'What I'm Up To'. Warning, I'm dumping a lot of phone photos for the hell of it.

Tomorrow, I'm going to the Globe Theater to see As You Like It with the school. I was looking forward to it a lot more when I was under the impression that we'd be sitting.

NO. WE'RE GONNA BE 'GROUNDLINGS.'

Which basically means standing around the stage in what's sure to be a scorching day (DID YOU KNOW I HATE SUMMER?!) for FOUR HOURS whilst the people in the seats mock us and call us peasants!

However, I'm told that this play has some crossdressing. Must resist laughing like a woman and pretending to aim a rifle. It'll be tough.

FURTHERMORE!

I've been doing some A2 work at school lately, which basically means that the difficulty is cranked up to 11. Especially in Politics. This year we study the Americans, which leads me to scream to my friends over the pond, WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR SYSTEMS SO FUCKING COMPLICATED?!

Invisible primaries, primaries, caucuses, all that jazz! I DON'T GET IT. I blame our cover teacher. He's useless. And I think he's perving(!) on me. He keeps asking me what days I go to the gym. O-kaaaay. He also fails to get my name right every bloody day. We've had him for half a year and he still calls me 'Leela'. I'M NOT FROM FUCKING FUTURAMA, 'K?

AND, THIS IS WHAT I SPEND MY GOVPOL LESSONS DOING:



NO WONDER I'VE PROBABLY FAILED.

FURTHERFURTHERNESS.

I bought Devil May Cry 3 SE for PC the otherday (£2.50! STEAL!) and it is awesome. Of course, it should be hard to play such a game using a keyboard. And to most normal person, it is, unless you have seventeen fingers. But I'm actually really good! Well, for half hour stints anyway. Then my hands start to hurt.

AND TO END.

I was in Birmingham and I was in my cousin's car waiting for her to buy a lawnmower and I saw a shop called HCF! I jizzed in mah pants. I tried to get a decent photo but I was about 20 meters away and my phone camera is awful.



Oh, and I went to Alton Towers. It was good. I got a bit obsessed with photographing the river of 'blood' whilst queuing for Nemesis though.





Isn't pink blood beautiful?